Can I get a ride?  I got a DUI in space.

by: Joey Shine

Whatsup baby girl.

Nah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

How old? Girl, you’re like 23, baby.

Yeah.

Uh.

24?

Heh. Yeah, girl, I would have never guessed 46. You don’t look a day past your mid-twenties baby girl.

Yeah, another Jimmie Walker black. I know him, that’s why he lets me call him Jimmie.

What’s your drink girl?

Cool, and a dirty martini. Thanks love.

Yeah, so what do you do?

Ah waitress, cool, cool.

I dig girls that work in the service industry. I bet you got some sexy legs.

Oh yeah, those are sexy. Nah, I can barely even see the varicose veins. They’re sexy!

Yeah, I’m an astronaut. Seriously, babe. Did you hear about those astronauts getting fucked up in space?

No? Yeah, well that was me. We’re all a bunch of flying drunks up there. Neal Hendrix used to call Buzz Aldrin “Shitfaced.”

Get it? Cuz, he was always shitfaced, never Buzzed. Yeah, I thought it was clever too.

Another? Damn straight.

Sweety! Two more!

Jimmie Walker is great, love.

Yeah.

So you dig astronauts?

Cool, most chicks do.

Shit, last call already!

Aight two more and we’re out.

Ohhh…. shit, man, NASA’s funding got cut short, you got five bills toward the tab?

Cool baby girl.

Can I get a ride? I got a DUI in space.

Yeah, you know.

Yeah, They give those out in space too.

That’s cool. Well, stay cool baby girl, and keep those legs sexy!!!

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