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goodfellas - pleasant hills, pa

feb 2006

Fuck this bar - they kicked hen'e and me out for no fucking reason.  they cut hene off - he was a little drunk, i mean, when hene gets drunk, he gets fucking old man drunk - there's no doubt in your mind that the kid is blitzed.  he has a little bit of the old man voice going on, but not enough to warrent attention - i think the fucking meathead bouncer was just looking to flex his muscles after watching UFC for 2 straight hours and thinking about how his girlfriend dumped him because he's 6'6", 280lbs, and has a baby dick.

the one bouncer was talking to hene, looking like he was going to throw him out, so I intervened being the friend that I am, and tried to plead hene's case in the most non-violent, logical, passive method i could.  I know you can't, shouldnt fuck with bouncers - i've been thrown out of bars before, literally, shirt and belt grabbed, picked up, and tossed.  those 250lb motherfuckers who put roids in their protein shakes take one look at me and know i'm rolling about 165lbs and pose little to no throw, it's practically midget tossing for those dudes.

so i plead, and another bouncer comes over to us 'you trying to start shit?'

'no, man, im just saying, my friend isnt that drunk.'

bouncer grabs my fucking shirt and starts dragging me out

'you trying to start a fucking fight? you got a fucking problem?'

'no man, im not trying to cause no problem.'

tosses me outside - hene's already on his way out of the parking lot - i guess he got tossed seconds before i did, hopped in his truck and split - fuck that place. go to the monkey bar instead, but watch out for those dickhead tj cops on the way home.

oh yeah, and fbomb kicked ass as per usual.

digging for gold

john pets an invisible kitten - with rhythm!

John Barkey - the frontman's frontman

BEN AND HENE - PRE-EJECTION

would you throw this kid out of a bar?

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